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Sherlock£Holmes
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joke challenge

Post by Sherlock£Holmes on Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:18 pm

who can take the cake with the worlds nerdiest joke? I'll start it off hard.


C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.


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Re: joke challenge

Post by Sherlock£Holmes on Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:23 pm

thats a music joke^ have fun


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Re: joke challenge

Post by belivingtheword on Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:49 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar for the first time in their lives, just to broaden their experiences. The first one says to the bartender, "I'd like a glass of H2O, please." The second chemist says, "That sounds pretty good. I'd like a glass of H2O, too." After downing their drinks, the second chemist almost died.

Note:
Hydrogen Peroxide


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Re: joke challenge

Post by Sherlock£Holmes on Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:56 pm

belivingtheword wrote:Two chemists walk into a bar for the first time in their lives, just to broaden their experiences. The first one says to the bartender, "I'd like a glass of H2O, please." The second chemist says, "That sounds pretty good. I'd like a glass of H2O, too." After downing their drinks, the second chemist almost died.

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Hydrogen Peroxide

smart bartender!!!


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Re: joke challenge

Post by K'tilqr(Mrs.MarkB) on Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:37 pm

{Insert name} is dead and gone
he lives his life no more
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4


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Re: joke challenge

Post by {ƒαtα£}martinxy01 on Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:08 am

Yesterday I've called my wifi "Hack_if_you_can". Well, anyways, today it's got the name "Challenge_Completed".


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Re: joke challenge

Post by Diokhan on Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:54 am

players wrote:fix the lag

update wrote:done

kids wrote:give us back the lag and option to crash servers

green guy wrote: removed, lets see how long you need for this

green guy wrote:50 minutes

kids wrote:woop wooop


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Re: joke challenge

Post by {T€}Zyga21 on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:38 pm

That last one was funny :D


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Re: joke challenge

Post by {Lègîóñ}ғιυғғ on Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:26 am

A little boy and clown are walking through the woods at night. The little boy stops for a second and looks up at the clown while saying "I'm scared!" The clown then looks down at the little boy and says "You're scared? I'm the one that's going to have to walk back alone."


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Re: joke challenge

Post by {ฬ·ร}๔เгtү๔คภ™ on Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:40 pm

I don't trust atoms, they make up everything. >.>


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