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Remorseless
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Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by Remorseless on Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:32 pm

Very interesting observation. Every time a tooth brush is swallowed an adolescent pikachoo looses his lemon. This is really a sad sad fact as everyone knows pikachoos love oranges. When I was 6 Aunt Sally took me to the circus. The sky was covered... nothing to be seen but gray clouds on that blue sky sunny day. Oh how I love radishes. The stride of a cantelope can easily be compared to the most serene bellow emitted from the click of a stapler. Have you ever wondered what the color yellow tastes like? I can assure you it's just like the others... waxy. Contrary to popular believe the best part of waking up is not folgiers in your cup... but rather simply going back to sleep. Speaking of sleep... any body here care for some waffles?

I'm still not sorry.

Sincerely,
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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by EdgeShadowwalk on Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:48 am

Lol what??


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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by Starwars6374 on Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:17 am

Are you high/drunk/etc?


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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by Remorseless on Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:17 am

Dear Dryer Sheet,

How I love the way you make my laundry smell so fresh. You fill me with a sense of pure bliss like a heavenly romance novel. I don't think there is anything out there that combats the lesser evils of static cling quite like you do, and you don't stop there... After leaving the dryer you continue to selflessly contribute to the glory of mankind. Simply transferring you to a sock drawer replaces the mundane scent of stagnant dresser in exchange for the Swiss Alps. Who would have known that time travel was possible if only denim shorts could walk on their own?

Sincerely,

The lonesome tube sock.


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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by Thugmuffin. on Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:52 am

lmfao


..I..ت\♡/ت..I..™♨
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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by ..I..ت\♡/ت..I..™♨ on Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:10 am

Lolol :)

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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by ĸıwı on Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:48 am

I have a new favorite forum poster...


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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by MisterBeast on Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:54 pm

Remorseless wrote:Dear Dryer Sheet,

How I love the way you make my laundry smell so fresh. You fill me with a sense of pure bliss like a heavenly romance novel. I don't think there is anything out there that combats the lesser evils of static cling quite like you do, and you don't stop there... After leaving the dryer you continue to selflessly contribute to the glory of mankind. Simply transferring you to a sock drawer replaces the mundane scent of stagnant dresser in exchange for the Swiss Alps. Who would have known that time travel was possible if only denim shorts could walk on their own?

Sincerely,

The lonesome tube sock.

I really dont wanna ask about where the other tube sock is :|


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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by Remorseless on Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:14 pm

Chicken pot pie.


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Re: Systemic swelling of magnathere posterior.

Post by BattleMage on Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:57 pm

Lete tell y'all something... If u think Rem's posts here are um... Interesting, you shook see the prose he comes up with in KD chat... He is priceless.

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